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Old Oct 27, 2005, 10:28 PM // 22:28   #841
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*kicks skulkcrasher in the shin with steel toed boots*
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Old Oct 27, 2005, 10:28 PM // 22:28   #842
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*uses Power Attack to bust down door*

"damnit, skullcrasher! that's the last ...thing!"
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Old Oct 27, 2005, 10:33 PM // 22:33   #843
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*wakes up after being passed out on the floor for two days*

"What in the name of god..."

*Pulls out a gatling gun and starts firing while spinning around like a top*

*looks at all the bodies*

That's better... now gimme a beer....
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Old Oct 27, 2005, 10:36 PM // 22:36   #844
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*gets mad by what Infinitys Ending has done. K.Os Infinitys Ending. then steals Infinitys Ending's wallet, takes $10 out of it, and orders another vodka*
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Old Oct 27, 2005, 10:39 PM // 22:39   #845
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*Ouch Avari you devil*
*Pour holy water all over Avari Zi*
*Use Vampric Touch on Heist than use Hundred Blade on him*
*All the sudden a pack of Hydra come into the bar and rip Yen-lo-wang in pieces*
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Old Oct 27, 2005, 10:42 PM // 22:42   #846
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burrr that's cold *pokes skulkcrasher with a pitch fork*
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Old Oct 27, 2005, 10:44 PM // 22:44   #847
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*coughs then pokes skulkcrasher with a pointed stick*
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Old Oct 27, 2005, 10:47 PM // 22:47   #848
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*grab Avari Zi and threw her outside to the Hydras*

*Grab a sharp broken scotch bottle and stab Heist in the legs*
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Old Oct 27, 2005, 10:50 PM // 22:50   #849
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*grabs scotch bottle*

"damnit, that's MY scotch bottle!"

*bashes it on skulkcrasher's head*

*casts Deep Freeze on the hydras, freezing avari outside in the process*

"oops...."
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Old Oct 27, 2005, 10:51 PM // 22:51   #850
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*Start poking freezen Avari Zi with a sharp stick... *

*didn't notice that i was bleeding.... passed out*
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Old Oct 27, 2005, 10:55 PM // 22:55   #851
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*shivers and grabs a bottle of vodka and drinks it down to warm herself*
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Old Oct 27, 2005, 10:56 PM // 22:56   #852
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*yawn*
Anyone ordering anything?
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Old Oct 27, 2005, 11:00 PM // 23:00   #853
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yeah, can i have a scotch?
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Old Oct 27, 2005, 11:02 PM // 23:02   #854
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*throws her pitchfork at chris_nin00*
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Old Oct 27, 2005, 11:03 PM // 23:03   #855
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*takes avari's hand*
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Old Oct 27, 2005, 11:04 PM // 23:04   #856
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*nothing happens* bad things happen when you make me mad and take my hand
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Old Oct 27, 2005, 11:08 PM // 23:08   #857
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oh. ok.

*shrugs, downs scotch and wonders what Alaska is like*
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Old Oct 27, 2005, 11:10 PM // 23:10   #858
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*wonders why it's taking soo long for her pitch fork to enter chris_nin00's head*
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Old Oct 27, 2005, 11:14 PM // 23:14   #859
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*Kick Chris in the legs, while staring at Avari Zi*
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Old Oct 27, 2005, 11:15 PM // 23:15   #860
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*kicks chris in the head and watches as avari's pitchfork slowly travels at chris' head*
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